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A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man,and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the black man. "There is no reason for me to… Continue

There was a blind girl who hated herself Just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her





She said that if she could only see the world, She would marry her boyfriend





One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. She was then able to see everything, Including her boyfriend.





Her boyfriend asked her, " Now that you can see the world, Will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw… Continue

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'



The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too… Continue

Question :

What is the truest definition

of Globalization ?

Answer :

Princess

Diana's

death.







Question :

How come?









Answer :



An

English princess

with

an

Egyptian boyfriend

crashes

in a French

tunnel,

driving

a

German

car

with a

Dutch engine,

driven

by a Belgian

who was

drunk

on

Scottish whisky,

(check… Continue